Faust

Faust

www.youtube.com/SprEffective

edens-blog:

imnotbatmanbutyoureclose:

cxbar:

edens-blog:

If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart
(im an idiot)

this is the most important video on the tumblr

My favorite part is the lady in the background NOT NOTICING ANYTHING

that lady is my mother and 1000% used to my bullshit.

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S